every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
when youre doing a group project and they try to make you do the whole thing
I almost spit out my water
Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.
Do NOT out anyone.
do not “come out” as straight or anything as a joke
do not “come out” as gay/bi/trans/etc as a joke
do not treat this day like a joke and don’t out anyone
especially “do not come out as straight” even if you’re being srs cos you look like an asshole
Alyssa’s Real Secret: how to use every finger in rapid succession simply to maneuver a single straw to your mouth.